You either dik gevriet or dik dom

Back in the 60's women were advised to eat tape worms in order to lose weight. I once read a letter from a distressed teacher in the YOU magazine who wrote into the agony aunt about how she gobbles up a box of chalk everyday and how she worried if it would have any side effects seeing as it wasn't toxic after all.

I get humans are curious creatures, but when it gets to the point of stupidity it just gets lame. I get different cultures have different dishes, but thats still ok, but eating everyday crap that only a puppy dog would find exciting says a lot about you.


There was a man who ate a whole plane over a span of 2 years, but he had some miraculously strong digestive walls so he was ok, and another 'doos' who decided he was gonna swallow an antenna but then had to have it removed.

"hmmm....looks yummy!"

Clearly some do it to get attention but then there are those with serious addictions to stuff, like this French man who liked to steal money only to eat it. He eventually had to have $650 worth of coins removed.
Apparently this is a real illness called PICA, where individuals get addicted to eating non-nutritious objects. It seems to be a mental problem to me, but the doctors say it's not considered to be pathological.

Sorry Lanieka, I dunno what you gonna do to wipe yourself when you actually need to shit that toilet paper out.

Tyra Banks you crazy!!!

A new season of America's Next Top Model has already started, with Tyra "I-just-cannot-get-enough-of-myself" Banks. Now, in the previous seasons the best part of the drama was because the brainless wannabe models were all for real as they vied for the top spot.

This season is clearly a sign that the U.S audience are nicely getting enough of 'ol Tyra and now to boost ratings she has this "All Stars" edition where she has called up all the old retards and bitches from the previous seasons who failed miserably to get to the top spot and now they must all vie to be a Tyra-like celebrity in being not only a model, but a name brand. It will be a girl who can sing, dance and be on public display and act just as dumb and cracked up as Tyra.

I watched ANTM because it was full of silly drama and it was just entertaining. Now its too contrived as all these fruit loops try to be as outrageous and irritating as possible. 


For some reason having a magazine spread in Vogue is still up for grabs. Which disappoints me as Vogue Italia is about fashion and real art, not tacky Paris Hilton wannabes trying to prove nothing.


Did you know she was once in a movie where she played a Barbie doll come to life, it was called "Life Size", I remember watching it when I was little on M-NET.

Here is a little clip to show how crazy 'ol Tyra is. 

Enjoy this one. I did. :)